by Lillian Csernica on April 7, 2014
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you can in fact own your own chocolate Gun without the need for a background check or that tedious ten day waiting period.
Those nice folks at ChocolateWeapons.com can provide you with a lovely edible handgun. What’s more, they also supply the ammo in the form of chocolate bullets! As you can see, the consumable combat supplies don’t end there.
In case you might be wondering what exactly you might need to defend yourself from using chocolate weaponry, all I can say is BE PREPARED!