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G is for Gun


by Lillian Csernica on April 7, 2014

 

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you can in fact own your own chocolate Gun without the need for a background check or that tedious ten day waiting period.

Those nice folks at ChocolateWeapons.com can provide you with a lovely edible handgun.  What’s more, they also supply the ammo in the form of chocolate bullets!  As you can see, the consumable combat supplies don’t end there.

MK-II Chocolate Pineapple Hand Grenade

In case you might be wondering what exactly you might need to defend yourself from using chocolate weaponry, all I can say is BE PREPARED!

GODZILLA! Coming to theaters in May 2014!

 

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