by Lillian Csernica on April 7, 2014
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you can in fact own your own chocolate Gun without the need for a background check or that tedious ten day waiting period.
Those nice folks at ChocolateWeapons.com can provide you with a lovely edible handgun. What’s more, they also supply the ammo in the form of chocolate bullets! As you can see, the consumable combat supplies don’t end there.
MK-II Chocolate Pineapple Hand Grenade
In case you might be wondering what exactly you might need to defend yourself from using chocolate weaponry, all I can say is BE PREPARED!
GODZILLA! Coming to theaters in May 2014!
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This would be the only kind of gun I would own. I am not a gun-lover by any stretch of the imagination…
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I’m not a big fan of guns either. I just couldn’t resist the guns-and-Godzilla combination for G Day.
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If my hubby ever decides he wants to get a gun, I want to get that and then look innocent. “You said you wanted a gun. You didn’t say it had to be real.” LOL!
~Patricia Lynne~
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Patricia Lynne, YA Author
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Don’t forget the ammo. You can buy the mold and pour your own!
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Now this is an creative post! Loved it all, especially the last picture with Godzilla and the peeps.
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Hi there! I’m glad you found this entertaining. Thanks for the visit!
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LOVE this. Very clever and funny post. Stopped by for the A-Z challenge. Happy Writing!
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Hi there! Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the visit!
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Sorry I meant to add foreignfeasts.com I am at a self hosted website now.
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I’m also not a big fan of guns, but I am a fan of chocolate so I checked out the website you linked to. They sell chocolate and soap. I think whoever runs it really likes playing with molds. And who can blame them, really? LOL
Happy A to Z.
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You may be right about the molds. I once worked for a pewtersmith. His favorite part of the job was pouring the liquid pewter into the molds for the figurines. Thanks for the visit. Happy A to Z to you too!
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Go Godzilla – but don’t eat the bunnies eat all the guns
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Hi there! Now that’s a thought. Every time the Army fires a mortar shell at him, Godzilla could just gobble it up like a chocolate truffle! Thanks for the visit!
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