G is for Gun


by Lillian Csernica on April 7, 2014

 

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you can in fact own your own chocolate Gun without the need for a background check or that tedious ten day waiting period.

Those nice folks at ChocolateWeapons.com can provide you with a lovely edible handgun.  What’s more, they also supply the ammo in the form of chocolate bullets!  As you can see, the consumable combat supplies don’t end there.

MK-II Chocolate Pineapple Hand Grenade

In case you might be wondering what exactly you might need to defend yourself from using chocolate weaponry, all I can say is BE PREPARED!

GODZILLA! Coming to theaters in May 2014!

 

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14 responses to “G is for Gun

  1. This would be the only kind of gun I would own. I am not a gun-lover by any stretch of the imagination…

    http://smidgensbitsandsnippets.blogspot.com/

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  2. If my hubby ever decides he wants to get a gun, I want to get that and then look innocent. “You said you wanted a gun. You didn’t say it had to be real.” LOL!

    ~Patricia Lynne~
    Story Dam
    Patricia Lynne, YA Author

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  3. Now this is an creative post! Loved it all, especially the last picture with Godzilla and the peeps.

    Sean at His and Her Hobbies

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  4. LOVE this. Very clever and funny post. Stopped by for the A-Z challenge. Happy Writing!

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  5. Sorry I meant to add foreignfeasts.com I am at a self hosted website now.

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  6. I’m also not a big fan of guns, but I am a fan of chocolate so I checked out the website you linked to. They sell chocolate and soap. I think whoever runs it really likes playing with molds. And who can blame them, really? LOL

    Happy A to Z.

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    • You may be right about the molds. I once worked for a pewtersmith. His favorite part of the job was pouring the liquid pewter into the molds for the figurines. Thanks for the visit. Happy A to Z to you too!

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  8. Go Godzilla – but don’t eat the bunnies eat all the guns

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